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    Wearing a SPAM necklace is a trendy wear among women and men across the globe. The SPAM hand is an ancient symbol for protection and good luck that features many jewelry pieces. Today, you can easily find the right piece of jewelry to match your personal taste since it is available in any style: casual, elegant and even sophisticated. SPAM necklaces and pendants are in demand worldwide because it is believed that they offer protection to the wearer.
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    I prefer bottle cap necklaces. All you need is a case of Budweiser, a hole punch and a piece of string. Very fashionable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hasibuli View Post
    it is believed that they offer protection to the wearer.
    Protection from what? Not spam, evidently.
    The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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    Wouldn't it feel greasy?

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    Spam is very bad for your health.

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    Unless it's Turkey SPAM, then it's basically like health food!!


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    That stuff is made from the crap butchers scratch out the profiles of their boot's soles at the end of their shift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgbier View Post
    That stuff is made from the crap butchers scratch out the profiles of their boot's soles at the end of their shift.
    LOL I swear!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgbier View Post
    That stuff is made from the crap butchers scratch out the profiles of their boot's soles at the end of their shift.
    Like I said: health food!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgbier View Post
    That stuff is made from the crap butchers scratch out the profiles of their boot's soles at the end of their shift.
    And that would be their shift at the turkey farm, CG, not the turkey abbatoir!

    Worst thing about any of those "foods" is the nitrates, nitretes, nitrites, nitrotes, and nitrutes in it. Like eating a chemistry set.

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    That was a lot of nitrutional information... thanks... or not...


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    Lol, yes, "nitrutional information"... a term that should be on the label of all preserved foods today!

    And, sorry about the gastric asalt, Mister J.

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    Living better through modern chemistry............
    The horror.... the horror....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krute View Post
    And, sorry about the gastric asalt, Mister J.
    You're really going to take the big gun, now? (See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASALT_96 )


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    Quote Originally Posted by Janke View Post
    You're really going to take the big gun, now? (See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASALT_96 )
    Hehe... The only thing wrong with the Uzzi was its funny name... and now somebody's copies it and gives it a corny name!

    (Now, all we need to find out is that it was developed by a Man Called Petre.)
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