The big Mac vs. PC debate thread...

**I C** · 2009 March 30th, 16:09

Originally Posted by CycleWriter

You Mac fanboys are so touchy.

Why does inflaming situations seem to make your day? You frequently use the smiley with horns and flames.

Moderator = "One who, or that which, moderates, restrains, or pacifies."

Cyclewriter + Moderator = EPIC FAIL

**fishops** · 2009 March 30th, 16:29

Originally Posted by I C

Why does inflaming situations seem to make your day? You frequently use the smiley with horns and flames.

Moderator = "One who, or that which, moderates, restrains, or pacifies."

Cyclewriter + Moderator = EPIC FAIL

Were you born without a sense of humor or did you have to have it removed later in life? Either way, my heart goes out to your condition. Soldier onward, you brave man.

**Rumpelgeist** · 2009 March 30th, 16:36

Macs are like... um... Saabs. But at least the Saabs are still being built, or at least assembled, in Sweden.

**pro-hobbyist** · 2009 March 30th, 16:46

So is it better to have a Mac with a windows operating system, a PC with a mac operating system (Hackintosh)???

I just found out how easy it is to put Leopard on my (windows) laptop and it hung in my mind longer than random ideas usually do...

**Unhollywood** · 2009 March 30th, 16:55

Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.__"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee.__They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."__The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.__The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.__When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all.__"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee.__When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.__Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

**booggerg** · 2009 March 30th, 17:01

Originally Posted by Rumpelgeist

Macs are like... um... Saabs. But at least the Saabs are still being built, or at least assembled, in Sweden.

other than swedish fish, what else is sweden known for?

**Unhollywood** · 2009 March 30th, 17:05

Originally Posted by booggerg

other than swedish fish, what else is sweden known for?

Uh, how about beautiful blonde women

**cornreaper** · 2009 March 30th, 17:08

Originally Posted by booggerg

other than swedish fish, what else is sweden known for?

Stores that sell both really cheap crappy bookshelves and really expensive crappy sofas.

**booggerg** · 2009 March 30th, 17:48

Originally Posted by cornreaper

Stores that sell both really cheap crappy bookshelves and really expensive crappy sofas.

what else is sweden known for that is good.. ?

**cornreaper** · 2009 March 30th, 17:52

Originally Posted by booggerg

what else is sweden known for that is good.. ?

They make a helluva meatball.

**kenkyusha** · 2009 March 30th, 18:35

Originally Posted by booggerg

what else is sweden known for that is good.. ?

If you can't name the greatest thing to come out of Sweden, let me hip you to a world of inspiration (hint: champagne, glamour, sex and respect)-
Gunther.

Congratuations, you are now 400% more awesome than anyone has a right to be.

Be well,
Jigme

**booggerg** · 2009 March 30th, 18:35

Originally Posted by cornreaper

They make a helluva meatball.

if you say so....

**Rumpelgeist** · 2009 March 30th, 19:29

Originally Posted by kenkyusha

If you can't name the greatest thing to come out of Sweden, let me hip you to a world of inspiration (hint: champagne, glamour, sex and respect)- Gunther.

I thought the greatest thing to come out of Sweden were ABBA and Pirate Bay.

**Cybix** · 2009 March 30th, 20:10

I LOVE MAC's and I HATE PC's and PC USERS are STUPID and IGNORANT! rofl...

only snobs and arseholes own Mac's! oh wait.....

PC's are crap because window's is crap!

Mac's arent' compatible with my AMIGA which is WICKED so they are also crap!

rofl. sorry

**CycleWriter** · 2009 March 30th, 21:16

Originally Posted by I C

Why does inflaming situations seem to make your day? You frequently use the smiley with horns and flames.

Moderator = "One who, or that which, moderates, restrains, or pacifies."

Cyclewriter + Moderator = EPIC FAIL

Dude, one of the best ways to defuse a situation is with humor. Look at this thread. As soon as I posted it went from an angry tirade to a furthering exchange of humor. Mission accomplished.

**Maine_Coon** · 2009 March 30th, 21:57

I love Big Macs. They are yammy. Not good for your health though.

**markone** · 2009 March 30th, 22:12

Wow I C.. Are your pantyhose on too tight... CW was joking.. you know poking fun at you... it happens sometimes, maybe its time to have your prescription re-filled.. Let me disclaim, I'm joking too.
Mark

**Braceface** · 2009 March 30th, 22:13

Originally Posted by Unhollywood

Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.__"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee.__They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."__The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.__The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.__When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all.__"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee.__When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.__Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

Good joke!

**I C** · 2009 March 30th, 22:35

CW, Markone. If you guys were really just trying to be funny, then I'm all for a good bit of humor.

Peace

**nothing** · 2009 March 30th, 23:20

Originally Posted by Unhollywood

Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.__"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee.__They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."__The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.__The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.__When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all.__"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee.__When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.__Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

LOL thats pretty good

**previdman** · 2009 March 30th, 23:33

Macs suck... no wait, Windows suck.... no wait, high gas prices suck.... no wait, Obama... oops, wait... that's another thread!

Hmmm. I guess they're all good in their own right...

maybe I just suck.

Nah, I'm cool.

Cycle does yous' suck?

Nah, Cycle no suck. He cool too.

We both cool, way 2 cool.

n' sometimes pretty funny too.

But somethin' do sucks.

Oh yeah, this thread!

... and too many damn smilies.

And to B&F: Although we don't often see eye to eye, on this we agree!

**CycleWriter** · 2009 March 31st, 00:13

Originally Posted by I C

CW, Markone. If you guys were really just trying to be funny, then I'm all for a good bit of humor.

Peace

Actually, I was lying about the humor. I was really trying to be mean and sarcastic, but I failed and was funny instead. Mea culpa.

**I C** · 2009 March 31st, 01:19

Everyone likes a good joke.

**HueyNRolf** · 2009 March 31st, 03:46

There was a believer a fanboy and a linux nerd shipwrecked on a desert island. The believer crafts a Windows logo from some reeds and starts praying to Gates and Balmer for rescue. The fanboy does the same with an Apple he finds washed up on the beach. The Linux nerd parks himself against a tree and lights up a cigarette.

The believer and the fanboy ask him why he doesn't pray to his God and the nerd says:

Every year I send a generous donation to the open-source community and since my business is doing very well, last year I gave them $500, 000. Don't worry, they'll find me.

**HueyNRolf** · 2009 April 1st, 04:33

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